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Shut up and take my money! Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. The key to…

Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! I feel like I was mauled…

Soon enough. I wish! It's a nickel. Then we'll go with that data file! So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Now, now. Perfectly…

Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! With gusto. So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Kif might! Anyhoo, your…

It's a T. It goes "tuh". Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Why did you bring us here? Yep, I remember. They…

You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Look, last night was a mistake. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly…

No argument here. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Oh, but you…

Who are you, my warranty?! Bender, we're trying our best. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to…